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Post by Billyloomis on May 28, 2006 21:48:29 GMT -5
Outline For A Scary Slasher Movie:
Victims Checklist: First To Go: the "curious person" who has to check out the peculiar sound coming from the dark alley
Second To Go: the "black dude" who has to try to go badass on whatever is terrifying them but still bites the big one
Third To Go: the "couple who just finished having sex" even though there is a monster on the loose. first the man gets it. then he chases the "big breasted blond" around while she is wearing nothing but a men shirt or a bathrobe that won't stay closed before he kills her
Fourth To Go: now this could be paired with # four. "the wimpering victim"...she's the one who is crying in the corner/ behind a car/ hiding in the DUMBEST of places.
Fifth To Go: the "martyr guy" he's the one who tries to buy the hero/ine time to get away by taking on whatever it is they are fighting and gets killed in the process. is usually the guy who is also the "jackass" of the movie
The Strong Survive:the "hero/ine and the love interest" will most definitely be the survivors of the movie. with exceptions of best friends surviving... someone has to live to tell the tale so there will be a sequel LOL
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Post by StewyMacher on May 29, 2006 13:47:34 GMT -5
Interesting Billy!
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Post by Billyloomis on May 30, 2006 17:01:16 GMT -5
Why of course!
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Post by CuteEvilBunny on May 31, 2006 19:23:40 GMT -5
What about the crackhead who gets offed in the alley for being drunk and singing songs from the 70's.
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Post by Billyloomis on May 31, 2006 20:02:09 GMT -5
Well uh hes not in every slasher just the immortal ones.
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